THIS GAME WILL BE THE END OF US… | Monopoly
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Monopoly is the friendship destroyer… the bond breaker… the world annihilator… and it will be the end of us all.
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17.08.2021
And they never did…
These 3 are my whole friend group. I’m the Wade, the one “in charge” of the group is Bob. And my other friend is a combination of Wade and Mark.
Typical Bob to sit afk in a game and then blame it for kicking him.
Disappointing ending once again
19:56 “Chat, we’re gonna have a Dora the Explorer moment, should I: I roll the dice, or, manage my properties?”
‘Roll’, ‘quit’, ‘declare bankruptcy’, ‘give up’…
20:32 “Chat, should I: pay the one-hundred, or, throw my computer out of my office?”
26:14 “And oh, my treasure… my lovely treasure…”
30:47 “Please, land on Boardwalk, for fuck sake! Change my life!”
“You could land on a red. … That’s not red. That’s not red at all. … That’s not my property.”
32:16
Through incredulous laughter “What a stupid play!”
“You’re gonna LAND on this and you’re gonna–”
“I’ve never seen a dumber play in my life!”
“YOᑌ'ᐯᗴ ᑎᗴᐯᗴᖇ ᔕᗴᗴᑎ ᗩ ᗪᑌᗰᗷᗴᖇ ᑭᒪᗩY!”
33:21 “I see I’ve backed myself into a horrible corner! Or a horner, as we say.”
Does this mean he’s now going to start claiming the Tyrannosaurus Rex was a scavenger who couldn’t have possibly hunted prey for itself due to its tiny arms?
34:00 “You know, Wade, 𝙄'𝙢 𝙜𝙤𝙣𝙣𝙖 𝙧𝙚𝙢𝙚𝙢𝙗𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨…”
(He looks like Insomniac’s Norman Osborn here, who in turn bears a likeness to Donald Trump)
34:29 “All your shit-talking won’t help, you! Frick! I am, gonna die, now! Now I will die!”
39:54 “Mum, did you and dad sign a prenup?”
“No. We were broke.”
42:51 “Okay! Whew.”
“Mark. I need an eight, and no fucking– children to take you away from me.”
…
“What?”
45:40 “Oh, good, doubles!”
“Roll some more, man, there’s only good stuff!”
“ㄖ卄 ᘜㄖᗪ!”
48:38 “We don’t, need, the money!”
… “A new stove might be nice.”
monopoly mans rule:
-FUCK WADE
-MAN TAKES YOU TO UNOWNED PROPERTY
-IF ITS WADES PROPERTY WITH HOUSES/OR NO HOUSES SKIP THEM
I love how sympathy is spelled in the captions by LIXIAN lol. Reminds me of popsickle
At 24:00 that’s one of the few good deals I’ve actually seen take place in this game lmao
I find it so funny that this is the last time they ever touched Monopoly.
🎉
25:38
Marks blue strat played out so well
“For the love of (insert religious figure here) let me roll!” Really got me for some reason😂😂😂
The silent declaration of bankruptcy made Wade losing so much funnier. 😂😂😂sorry Wade. If it's any consolation I also non existent luck with monopoly. I'm…I'm not good at numbers.
Man mark and bob really are assholes to wade lol
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Mark: portfolio😃👍
Funny thing is Wade would have had a much better chance of winning had he not traded the railroads that he hated so much
All Wade needed was to keep any money at all to pay off potential debts instead of blowing it all on a house and then inevitably selling it for half price when he unsurprisingly had no money
8:11 that draw tho
Wade is one of the funniest individuals I've ever heard in my life
I need more of these XD
put your trust and faith in the blood atonement of jesus christ and you will be saved its not too late yet
3:54
38:26 just adding this so people can jump to Wade's infamous scream of pain and suffering that we all feel in our daily lives…
41:05 The game got so intense, that Mark just started chomping on ice.
3:52 my favorite wade scream
12:50
This game is legendary
i love capitalist mark
35:38 big brain mark mating dance incoming
38:39 Wade'o'sauras
That plot twist at the end 💀
We REALLY need some more monopoly content!
I don't think they've ever naturally finished a game of Monopoly without something going wrong in the end
Heres why did the little man sent bob to mark's light blue at 37:23
Little man sends you to the next un-owned property but because there was none it sent bob to the nearest property he didnt own.
HOWEVER, Bob rolled a 6 wich was the Exact number he needed for park place, the dice sent him to the next after the roll wich happened to be marks light blue.
"I'm bout to get three properties in one turn…nevermind! Just visiting jail!"
Wade omg
I love whenever Wade breaks out into song
"Is 420 the drugs?"
Wade owning it on the blue (pun intended)
"PUT ME IN JAIL! I'VE BEEN A BAD BAD BAD BOI!"
"Wade, *do me*, c'mon!"
Mark choosing to go directly to jail is the best (totally what I'll do)
"THIS IS THE RICHEST I'VE BEEN IN fucking decades~"
"*play with us, Mark…*"
"*WHAT IS HE SPENDING MY MONEY ON??????*"
Pretty crazy just how “lucky” bob got. Seemed pretty rigged by the ai😂
got a breakup text at 49:52 XD
37:22 Wade's shit talk really does comes around💀
26:28 – 26:30 Monopoly summed up in one conversation.
And they never played Monopoly again! The End :]
13:00
Bob would have landed on Wades Boardwalk, if it weren't for that meddling speed dice
11:00 le puss on le buss
33:10
Bob: So, you have to sell a house, I think.
Wade: I've got other things I can do!
Bob: I don't know if you do.
Mark: <travels to Wheeze City>
Wade, you got nothing else to do, because Park Place & Boardwalk are literally the only properties you own. XD
37:22 Bob went past Boardwalk because his number dice would have landed him on boardwalk. The “little man” then took him past it, and the browns he owned, to marks houses.
Such a good play wade couldn't see the genius and deserved all that slander he sent towards mark 😂
37:25 Wade, I'm so sorry 😂😂😂
Although it looked promising, Wade should NOT have done that trade. I've seen it before. Trading all your properties for the dark blues ^only^ is a sure-fire way of going bankrupt, even if you put houses/hotels on them. There is very little chance that people are going to land on them, and you'll have to sell all the houses landing on other peoples' properties before they get the chance to land on yours. It's a strategy that just NEVER WORKS.